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PostSubject: just for moms...   Thu May 08, 2008 4:20 am

Poem to MOM

My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.

"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.

Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights,
So you can't influence me,
Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
Better known as C.S.D."

Mom's Reply and Thoughts

Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.

Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.

I've called and checked with C.S.D ..
Who said they didn't care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.

I've canceled that appointment
To take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best. "

I said "No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine."

He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
You'll take the couch instead.
The C S.D. Requires
Just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!

Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D..?"

Send to all people that have teenagers, have already raised teenagers, have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH

MOM (Mean Old Mother)
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PostSubject: Re: just for moms...   Thu May 08, 2008 3:32 pm

i been through this with mack's kids, i don't wish to go there again, his second oldest daughter thought that living with her aunt would be best so he gave her that choice and she is finding out different, now that she wants to come back, she can't because they have custody of her and she has been crying the blues since, now it comes time to say at my age i have helped raise teenagers. they do think they can get away with murder. i was never like this to my mom and i hope my kids are not either to me.if i do this right mine won't.respect is what every one needs. kids need to be raised right, they don't need to learn hate or be racist, they just needs to know the difference between right and wrong and that where us parents come in to help guide them the best we can, till they are old enough to learn on there own. where i live it children service board ( c.s.b.) and some kids think that calling them will make parents even more mean. but in time they learn that its not always true. there are good parents out there just like me and you that try to make a difference in our kids, we try to help them to understand, these kids
that learn that life is rough, they can make it in life easier, this i have learned over the years, others think that money grow on trees and end up stuck with tough decisions to face and then try to learn the difference. when brought up with hate, children learn not to love. but in all reality, parents need to stop spoiling the child, i have learned this the hard way with mack's kids, it was a little more difficult. when we said no.. the aunt said yes, and thats where it got out of hand cause the adults disagreed on the upbringing of the child. in short i felt i have failed, but in all reality? i didn't. i chose not to be the highest bidder for a child's love. and to let her learn on her own that money cant buy you love as she is now has realized. i have tried my best to be a replacement mother to a teenager half my age, we together have learned from our mistakes as well as the daughter has too. give it time, don't rush it and all good things work out in the end.
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PostSubject: Re: just for moms...   Sat May 10, 2008 3:36 pm

HAPPY EARLY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MOM'S HERE Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: just for moms...   Sat May 10, 2008 7:03 pm

same to you sugar..*smiles* mine will be spent working more than not...*oh joy.*
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PostSubject: Re: just for moms...   Sat May 10, 2008 10:14 pm

smiles ty it will be nice just to sit back and not have to do anything laughs right im always doing something but i am going to have a good one i hope and hope you all do too. Very Happy
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